"Golfingerrrr! He Loves Goooldddd... Yuck."
After having been sent here by these assholes to look at this, I stumbled over the pictured oddity. While it looks like something from a Ministry of Sound album cover, it is in fact a set of three gold pills designed to be ingested with the expressed intent of making your shit sparkle. And all this for a mere $275 USD. And to think Gawker was happy with a mere ironic coke spoon.