Q-Unit

Mash-ups. From The Grey Album on, they've become THE calling card for struggling producers trying to make their mark. Personally, while I love stuff like this, mash-ups, are for the most part novelty acts. Q-Unit have thrown together 50 Cent and G-Unit with Queen and the cover art alone is worth the download. Get ahold of it before the C&Ds start arriving wherever in The Netherlands this stuff is cranked out of.

"Golfingerrrr! He Loves Goooldddd... Yuck."

After having been sent here by these assholes to look at this, I stumbled over the pictured oddity. While it looks like something from a Ministry of Sound album cover, it is in fact a set of three gold pills designed to be ingested with the expressed intent of making your shit sparkle. And all this for a mere $275 USD. And to think Gawker was happy with a mere ironic coke spoon.

No One Ever Thought to Tell Them!!!!

No wonder. It would be like telling oatmeal lovers that Wilfred Brimley had died in 1995. Except without the long heroin addiction. What would shakedown street be without the NY Times?