Big Jim, Big Problems, via: Gawker
The recently password protected Big Jim Industries site was made thusly due to "the enormous amount of traffic the site was getting" huh? Not very exciting. How about something a little racier? Something like "rogue agents of Al Qaida posing as fat, toupeed small-town cops, sharpie NY entertainment lawyers and rabid right wing talk show hosts were attempting to use the site as a mind-control device, attempting to lure JF fans and supporters into a nefarious world domination plot that hinged on first fucking and then eating the brains of suburban children." Now THAT's a cause Oprah can get behind.