How to Make Snow Brown
Step 1 - Be on snow.
Step 2 - Shit your pants, as this course worker at the Women's World Cup Downhill in St. Moritz most likely did over the weekend. For some inexplicable reason, he decided to step into the course SOME time after the last racer had gone past him. Right then, Austria's Michaela Dorfmeister narrowly missed defying laws of physics by proving that a solid CAN pass through another solid as she came over a lip at 80 KPH and narrowly missed him. Lucky the only splat was fecal.